<!-- Begin
function qrand(n) {
RandSeed = (RandMultiplier * RandSeed + RandIncrement) % 0x7fffffff
return (RandSeed >> 16) % n
}
function qinit() {
RandMultiplier = 0x015a4e35
RandIncrement = 1
var now = new Date()
RandSeed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff
FirstSentence = 1
FirstAmerica = 1
}

function quoteDate() {
TodaysDate=new Date()
Year=TodaysDate.getFullYear() - qrand(1001);
Month=qrand(12);
if (Month == 0) {
Day = qrand(31) + 1;
} else if (Month == 1) {
Day = qrand(28) + 1;
} else if (Month == 2) {
Day = qrand(31) + 1;
} else if (Month == 3) {
Day = qrand(30) + 1;
} else if (Month == 4) {
Day = qrand(31) + 1;
} else if (Month == 5) {
Day = qrand(30) + 1;
} else if (Month == 6) {
Day = qrand(31) + 1;
} else if (Month == 7) {
Day = qrand(31) + 1;
} else if (Month == 8) {
Day = qrand(30) + 1;
} else if (Month == 9) {
Day = qrand(31) + 1;
} else if (Month == 10) {
Day = qrand(30) + 1;
} else if (Month == 11) {
Day = qrand(31) + 1;
}
TMonth = new Array('January', 'February', 'March', 
'April', 'May','June', 'July', 'August', 'September', 
'October', 'November', 'December');
Month = TMonth[Month];
document.write(Month + " " + Day + ", " + Year);
}

function GenRandomSentenceTemplate() {
var w = ""
var n = 17
var r = qrand(n+5)
if ( r >= n )    w = "1 2 1."
else if ( r == 0 )      w = "1 2 1."
else if ( r == 1 )      w = "1 2 1, 3 1 2 1."
else if ( r == 2 )      w = "When 1 4, 1 4."
else if ( r == 3 )      w = "If 1 2 1, then 1 4."
else if ( r == 4 )      w = "Sometimes 1 4, but 1 always 2 1!"
else if ( r == 5 )      w = "Most people believe that 1 2 1, but they need to remember how 7 1 4."
else if ( r == 6 ) {
if ( FirstAmerica ) {
FirstAmerica = 0
w = "1, 1, and 1 are what made America great!"
} else {
w = "1 2 1."
   }
}
else if ( r == 7 )      w = "1 4, 3 1 2 1."
else if ( r == 8 )      w = "Now and then, 1 2 1."
else if ( r == 9 )      w = "1 4, and 1 4; however, 1 2 1."
else if ( r == 10 ) {

if ( FirstSentence ) {
w = "1 2 1."
} else {
w = "Indeed, 1 2 1."
   }
}
else if ( r == 11 ) {
if ( FirstSentence ) {
w = "1 2 1."
} else {
w = "Furthermore, 1 4, and 1 2 1."
   }
}
else if ( r == 12 ) {
if ( FirstSentence ) {
w = "1 2 1."
} else {
w = "For example, 1 indicates that 1 2 1."
   }
}
else if ( r == 13 )     w = "When you see 1, it means that 1 4."
else if ( r == 14 )     w = "Any 0 can 5 1, but it takes a real 0 to 5 1."
else if ( r == 15 )     w = "1 is 6."
else if ( r == 16 )     w = "When 1 is 6, 1 2 1."
FirstSentence = 0
return w
}

function GenNoun() {
var n = 125
var r = qrand(n)
var w = ""
if ( r == 0 )   w = "cocker spaniel"
else if ( r == 1 )      w = "roller coaster"
else if ( r == 2 )      w = "abstraction"
else if ( r == 3 )      w = "pine cone"
else if ( r == 4 )      w = "microscope"
else if ( r == 5 )      w = "bottle of beer"
else if ( r == 6 )      w = "bowling ball"
else if ( r == 7 )      w = "grain of sand"
else if ( r == 8 )      w = "wheelbarrow"
else if ( r == 9 )      w = "pork chop"
else if ( r == 10 )     w = "bullfrog"
else if ( r == 11 )     w = "squid"
else if ( r == 12 )     w = "tripod"
else if ( r == 13 )     w = "girl scout"
else if ( r == 14 )     w = "light bulb"
else if ( r == 15 )     w = "hole puncher"
else if ( r == 16 )     w = "carpet tack"
else if ( r == 17 )     w = "submarine"
else if ( r == 18 )     w = "diskette"
else if ( r == 19 )     w = "tape recorder"
else if ( r == 20 )     w = "anomaly"
else if ( r == 21 )     w = "insurance agent"
else if ( r == 22 )     w = "mortician"
else if ( r == 23 )     w = "fire hydrant"
else if ( r == 24 )     w = "photon"
else if ( r == 25 )     w = "line dancer"
else if ( r == 26 )     w = "paper napkin"
else if ( r == 27 )     w = "stovepipe"
else if ( r == 28 )     w = "graduated cylinder"
else if ( r == 29 )     w = "hydrogen atom"
else if ( r == 30 )     w = "garbage can"
else if ( r == 31 )     w = "reactor"
else if ( r == 32 )     w = "power drill"
else if ( r == 33 )     w = "scooby snack"
else if ( r == 34 )     w = "freight train"
else if ( r == 35 )     w = "ocean"
else if ( r == 36 )     w = "bartender"
else if ( r == 37 )     w = "senator"
else if ( r == 38 )     w = "mating ritual"
else if ( r == 39 )     w = "briar patch"
else if ( r == 40 )     w = "jersey cow"
else if ( r == 41 )     w = "chain saw"
else if ( r == 42 )     w = "prime minister"
else if ( r == 43 )     w = "cargo bay"
else if ( r == 44 )     w = "buzzard"
else if ( r == 45 )     w = "polar bear"
else if ( r == 46 )     w = "tomato"
else if ( r == 47 )     w = "razor blade"
else if ( r == 48 )     w = "ball bearing"
else if ( r == 49 )     w = "fighter pilot"
else if ( r == 50 )     w = "support group"
else if ( r == 51 )     w = "fundraiser"
else if ( r == 52 )     w = "cowboy"
else if ( r == 53 )     w = "football team"
else if ( r == 54 )     w = "cab driver"
else if ( r == 55 )     w = "nation"
else if ( r == 56 )     w = "ski lodge"
else if ( r == 57 )     w = "mastadon"
else if ( r == 58 )     w = "recliner"
else if ( r == 59 )     w = "minivan"
else if ( r == 60 )     w = "deficit"
else if ( r == 61 )     w = "food stamp"
else if ( r == 62 )     w = "wedding dress"
else if ( r == 63 )     w = "fairy"
else if ( r == 64 )     w = "globule"
else if ( r == 65 )     w = "movie theater"
else if ( r == 66 )     w = "tornado"
else if ( r == 67 )     w = "rattlesnake"
else if ( r == 68 )     w = "CEO"
else if ( r == 69 )     w = "corporation"
else if ( r == 70 )     w = "plaintiff"
else if ( r == 71 )     w = "class action suit"
else if ( r == 72 )     w = "judge"
else if ( r == 73 )     w = "defendant"
else if ( r == 74 )     w = "dust bunny"
else if ( r == 75 )     w = "vacuum cleaner"
else if ( r == 76 )     w = "lover"
else if ( r == 77 )     w = "sandwich"
else if ( r == 78 )     w = "hockey player"
else if ( r == 79 )     w = "avocado pit"
else if ( r == 80 )     w = "fruit cake"
else if ( r == 81 )     w = "turkey"
else if ( r == 82 )     w = "sheriff"
else if ( r == 83 )     w = "apartment building"
else if ( r == 84 )     w = "industrial complex"
else if ( r == 85 )     w = "inferiority complex"
else if ( r == 86 )     w = "salad dressing"
else if ( r == 87 )     w = "short order cook"
else if ( r == 88 )     w = "pig pen"
else if ( r == 89 )     w = "grand piano"
else if ( r == 90 )     w = "tuba player"
else if ( r == 91 )     w = "traffic light"
else if ( r == 92 )     w = "turn signal"
else if ( r == 93 )     w = "paycheck"
else if ( r == 94 )     w = "blood clot"
else if ( r == 95 )     w = "earring"
else if ( r == 96 )     w = "blithe spirit"
else if ( r == 97 )     w = "customer"
else if ( r == 98 )     w = "warranty"
else if ( r == 99 )     w = "grizzly bear"
else if ( r == 100 )    w = "cyprus mulch"
else if ( r == 101 )    w = "pit viper"
else if ( r == 102 )    w = "crank case"
else if ( r == 103 )    w = "oil filter"
else if ( r == 104 )    w = "steam engine"
else if ( r == 105 )    w = "chestnut"
else if ( r == 106 )    w = "chess board"
else if ( r == 107 )    w = "pickup truck"
else if ( r == 108 )    w = "cheese wheel"
else if ( r == 109 )    w = "eggplant"
else if ( r == 110 )    w = "umbrella"
else if ( r == 111 )    w = "skyscraper"
else if ( r == 112 )    w = "dolphin"
else if ( r == 113 )    w = "asteroid"
else if ( r == 114 )    w = "parking lot"
else if ( r == 115 )    w = "demon"
else if ( r == 116 )    w = "tabloid"
else if ( r == 117 )    w = "particle accelerator"
else if ( r == 118 )    w = "cloud formation"
else if ( r == 119 )    w = "cashier"
else if ( r == 120 )    w = "burglar"
else if ( r == 121 )    w = "spider"
else if ( r == 122 )    w = "cough syrup"
else if ( r == 123 )    w = "satellite"
else if ( r == 124 )    w = "scythe"
return w
}

function PropNoun() {
var n = 37
var r = qrand(n)
var w = ""
if ( r == 0 )   w = "Bill Clinton"
else if ( r == 1 )      w = "George W. Bush"
else if ( r == 2 )      w = "Al Gore"
else if ( r == 3 )      w = "Dick Cheny"
else if ( r == 4 )      w = "Donald"
else if ( r == 5 )      w = "Justin"
else if ( r == 6 )      w = "P.T. Barnum"
else if ( r == 7 )      w = "Tom Cruise"
else if ( r == 8 )      w = "Troy"
else if ( r == 9 )      w = "Sean Connery"
else if ( r == 10 )      w = "Janet Reno"
else if ( r == 11 )      w = "Prince"
else if ( r == 12 )      w = "N' Sync"
else if ( r == 13 )      w = "Vanilla Ice"
else if ( r == 14 )      w = "Johnny Cash"
else if ( r == 15 )      w = "Tom Hanks"
else if ( r == 16 )      w = "Joe Williams"
else if ( r == 17 )      w = "Harold"
else if ( r == 18 )      w = "Wonder Woman"
else if ( r == 19 )      w = "Sweetie"
else if ( r == 20 )      w = "Lady Ragnelle"
else if ( r == 21 )      w = "King Arthur"
else if ( r == 22 )      w = "Superman"
else if ( r == 23 )      w = "Akira Kurasawa"
else if ( r == 24 )      w = "Bob Dylan"
else if ( r == 25 )      w = "Puff Daddy"
else if ( r == 26 )      w = "Mark Twain"
else if ( r == 27 )      w = "Benjamin Franklin"
else if ( r == 28 )      w = "Bill Gates"
else if ( r == 29 )      w = "Big Bird"
else if ( r == 30 )      w = "Steve Jobs"
else if ( r == 31 )      w = "Dolly Parton"
else if ( r == 32 )      w = "Jackie Chan"
else if ( r == 33 )      w = "Stephen Spielberg"
else if ( r == 34 )      w = "E.T."
else if ( r == 35 )      w = "Mickey Mouse"
else if ( r == 36 )      w = "Minnie Mouse"
return w
}

function GenPreposition() {
var n = 14
var r = qrand(n)
var w = ""
if ( r == 0 )   w = "of"
else if ( r == 1 )      w = "from"
else if ( r == 2 )      w = "near"
else if ( r == 3 )      w = "about"
else if ( r == 4 )      w = "around"
else if ( r == 5 )      w = "for"
else if ( r == 6 )      w = "toward"
else if ( r == 7 )      w = "over"
else if ( r == 8 )      w = "behind"
else if ( r == 9 )      w = "beyond"
else if ( r == 10 )     w = "related to"
else if ( r == 11 )     w = "defined by"
else if ( r == 12 )     w = "inside"
else if ( r == 13 )     w = "living with"
return w
}

function GenNounPhrase(depth) {
var phraseKind = qrand(6)
var s = ""
var propNoun = "no"
if ( phraseKind == 0 || depth>0 ) {
s = GenNoun();
} else if ( phraseKind == 1 ) {
s = GenAdjective() + " " + GenNoun();
} else if ( phraseKind == 2 ) {
s = GenNoun() + " " + GenPreposition() + " " + GenNounPhrase(depth+1);
} else if (phraseKind == 3) {
s = PropNoun();
propNoun = "yes";
} else if (phraseKind == 4) {
s = GenAdjective() + " " + PropNoun();
propNoun = "yes";
} else if (phraseKind == 5) {
s = PropNoun() + " " + GenPreposition() + " " + GenNounPhrase(depth+1);
propNoun = "yes";
}

var r = qrand(100)
if (propNoun == "yes") {
s = " " + s
} else if ( r < 30 ) {
s = "the " + s
} else if ( r < 35 ) {
s = "another " + s
} else if ( r < 40 ) {
s = "some " + s
} else {
var c = s.substring(0,1).toLowerCase()
if ( (s.substring(0,8) != "Eurasian") && 
 (c=='a' || c=='e' || c=='i' || c=='o' || c=='u') ) {
s = "an " + s
} else {

s = "a " + s
   }
}
return s
}

function GenAdverb() {
var n = 28
var r = qrand(n)
var s = ""
if ( r == 0 )   s = "knowingly"
else if ( r == 1 )      s = "slyly"
else if ( r == 2 )      s = "greedily"
else if ( r == 3 )      s = "hesitantly"
else if ( r == 4 )      s = "secretly"
else if ( r == 5 )      s = "carelessly"
else if ( r == 6 )      s = "thoroughly"
else if ( r == 7 )      s = "barely"
else if ( r == 8 )      s = "ridiculously"
else if ( r == 9 )      s = "non-chalantly"
else if ( r == 10 )     s = "hardly"
else if ( r == 11 )     s = "eagerly"
else if ( r == 12 )     s = "feverishly"
else if ( r == 13 )     s = "lazily"
else if ( r == 14 )     s = "inexorably"
else if ( r == 15 )     s = "accurately"
else if ( r == 16 )     s = "accidentally"
else if ( r == 17 )     s = "completely"
else if ( r == 18 )     s = "usually"
else if ( r == 19 )     s = "single-handledly"
else if ( r == 20 )     s = "underhandedly"
else if ( r == 21 )     s = "almost"
else if ( r == 22 )     s = "wisely"
else if ( r == 23 )     s = "ostensibly"
else if ( r == 24 )     s = "somewhat"
else if ( r == 25 )     s = "overwhelmingly"
else if ( r == 26 )     s = "seldom"
else if ( r == 27 )     s = "often"
return s
}
function GenAdjective() {
var n = 105
var r = qrand(n)
var w = ""
if ( r == 0 )   w = "slow"
else if ( r == 1 )      w = "surly"
else if ( r == 2 )      w = "gentle"
else if ( r == 3 )      w = "optimal"
else if ( r == 4 )      w = "treacherous"
else if ( r == 5 )      w = "loyal"
else if ( r == 6 )      w = "smelly"
else if ( r == 7 )      w = "ravishing"
else if ( r == 8 )      w = "annoying"
else if ( r == 9 )      w = "burly"
else if ( r == 10 )     w = "raspy"
else if ( r == 11 )     w = "moldy"
else if ( r == 12 )     w = "blotched"
else if ( r == 13 )     w = "federal"
else if ( r == 14 )     w = "phony"
else if ( r == 15 )     w = "magnificent"
else if ( r == 16 )     w = "alleged"
else if ( r == 17 )     w = "crispy"
else if ( r == 18 )     w = "gratifying"
else if ( r == 19 )     w = "elusive"
else if ( r == 20 )     w = "revered"
else if ( r == 21 )     w = "spartan"
else if ( r == 22 )     w = "righteous"
else if ( r == 23 )     w = "mysterious"
else if ( r == 24 )     w = "worldly"
else if ( r == 25 )     w = "cosmopolitan"
else if ( r == 26 )     w = "college-educated"
else if ( r == 27 )     w = "bohemian"
else if ( r == 28 )     w = "statesmanlike"
else if ( r == 29 )     w = "stoic"
else if ( r == 30 )     w = "hypnotic"
else if ( r == 31 )     w = "dirt-encrusted"
else if ( r == 32 )     w = "purple"
else if ( r == 33 )     w = "infected"
else if ( r == 34 )     w = "shabby"
else if ( r == 35 )     w = "tattered"
else if ( r == 36 )     w = "South American"
else if ( r == 37 )     w = "Alaskan"
else if ( r == 38 )     w = "overripe"
else if ( r == 39 )     w = "self-loathing"
else if ( r == 40 )     w = "frustrating"
else if ( r == 41 )     w = "rude"
else if ( r == 42 )     w = "pompous"
else if ( r == 43 )     w = "impromptu"
else if ( r == 44 )     w = "makeshift"
else if ( r == 45 )     w = "so-called"
else if ( r == 46 )     w = "proverbial"
else if ( r == 47 )     w = "molten"
else if ( r == 48 )     w = "wrinkled"
else if ( r == 49 )     w = "psychotic"
else if ( r == 50 )     w = "foreign"
else if ( r == 51 )     w = "familiar"
else if ( r == 52 )     w = "pathetic"
else if ( r == 53 )     w = "precise"
else if ( r == 54 )     w = "moronic"
else if ( r == 55 )     w = "polka-dotted"
else if ( r == 56 )     w = "varigated"
else if ( r == 57 )     w = "mean-spirited"
else if ( r == 58 )     w = "false"
else if ( r == 59 )     w = "linguistic"
else if ( r == 60 )     w = "temporal"
else if ( r == 61 )     w = "fractured"
else if ( r == 62 )     w = "dreamlike"
else if ( r == 63 )     w = "imaginative"
else if ( r == 64 )     w = "cantankerous"
else if ( r == 65 )     w = "obsequious"
else if ( r == 66 )     w = "twisted"
else if ( r == 67 )     w = "load bearing"
else if ( r == 68 )     w = "orbiting"
else if ( r == 69 )     w = "radioactive"
else if ( r == 70 )     w = "unstable"
else if ( r == 71 )     w = "outer"
else if ( r == 72 )     w = "nearest"
else if ( r == 73 )     w = "most difficult"
else if ( r == 74 )     w = "Eurasian"
else if ( r == 75 )     w = "hairy"
else if ( r == 76 )     w = "flabby"
else if ( r == 77 )     w = "soggy"
else if ( r == 78 )     w = "muddy"
else if ( r == 79 )     w = "salty"
else if ( r == 80 )     w = "highly paid"
else if ( r == 81 )     w = "greasy"
else if ( r == 82 )     w = "fried"
else if ( r == 83 )     w = "frozen"
else if ( r == 84 )     w = "boiled"
else if ( r == 85 )     w = "incinerated"
else if ( r == 86 )     w = "vaporized"
else if ( r == 87 )     w = "nuclear"
else if ( r == 88 )     w = "paternal"
else if ( r == 89 )     w = "childlike"
else if ( r == 90 )     w = "feline"
else if ( r == 91 )     w = "fat"
else if ( r == 92 )     w = "skinny"
else if ( r == 93 )     w = "green"
else if ( r == 94 )     w = "financial"
else if ( r == 95 )     w = "frightened"
else if ( r == 96 )     w = "fashionable"
else if ( r == 97 )     w = "resplendent"
else if ( r == 98 )     w = "flatulent"
else if ( r == 99 )     w = "mitochondrial"
else if ( r == 100 )    w = "overpriced"
else if ( r == 101 )    w = "snooty"
else if ( r == 102 )    w = "self-actualized"
else if ( r == 103 )    w = "miserly"
else if ( r == 104 )    w = "geosynchronous"
if ( qrand(10) > 7 ) {
w = GenAdverb() + " " + w
}
return w
}
function GenTransitiveVerbPhrase(tense) {
var n = 56
var r = qrand(n)
var s = ""
if ( r == 0 )   s = "eat$"
else if ( r == 1 )      s = "conquer$"
else if ( r == 2 )      s = "figure$ out"
else if ( r == 3 )      s = "know$"
else if ( r == 4 )      s = "teach*"
else if ( r == 5 )      s = "require$ assistance from"
else if ( r == 6 )      s = "pour$ freezing cold water on"
else if ( r == 7 )      s = "find$ lice on"
else if ( r == 8 )      s = "seek$"
else if ( r == 9 )      s = "ignore$"
else if ( r == 10 )     s = "dance$ with"
else if ( r == 11 )     s = "recognize$"
else if ( r == 12 )     s = "compete$ with"
else if ( r == 13 )     s = "reach* an understanding with"
else if ( r == 14 )     s = "negotiate$ a prenuptial agreement with"
else if ( r == 15 )     s = "assimilate$"
else if ( r == 16 )     s = "bestow$ great honor upon"
else if ( r == 17 )     s = "derive$ perverse satisfaction from"
else if ( r == 18 )     s = "steal$ pencils from"
else if ( r == 19 )     s = "tr& to seduce"
else if ( r == 20 )     s = "go* deep sea fishing with"
else if ( r == 21 )     s = "find$ subtle faults with"
else if ( r == 22 )     s = "laugh$ and drink$ all night with"
else if ( r == 23 )     s = "befriend$"
else if ( r == 24 )     s = "make$ a truce with"
else if ( r == 25 )     s = "give$ secret financial aid to"
else if ( r == 26 )     s = "brainwash*"
else if ( r == 27 )     s = "trade$ baseball cards with"
else if ( r == 28 )     s = "sell$ " + GenNounPhrase(0) + " to"
else if ( r == 29 )     s = "caricature$"
else if ( r == 30 )     s = "sanitize$"
else if ( r == 31 )     s = "satiate$"
else if ( r == 32 )     s = "organize$"
else if ( r == 33 )     s = "graduate$ from"
else if ( r == 34 )     s = "give$ lectures on morality to"
else if ( r == 35 )     s = "^ a change of heart about"
else if ( r == 36 )     s = "play$ pinochle with"
else if ( r == 37 )     s = "give$ a pink slip to"
else if ( r == 38 )     s = "share$ a shower with"
else if ( r == 39 )     s = "buy$ an expensive gift for"
else if ( r == 40 )     s = "cook$ cheese grits for"
else if ( r == 41 )     s = "take$ a peek at"
else if ( r == 42 )     s = "pee$ on"
else if ( r == 43 )     s = "write$ a love letter to"
else if ( r == 44 )     s = "fall$ in love with"
else if ( r == 45 )     s = "avoid$ contact with"
else if ( r == 46 )     s = ") a big fan of"
else if ( r == 47 )     s = "secretly admire$"
else if ( r == 48 )     s = "borrow$ money from"
else if ( r == 49 )     s = "operate$ a small fruit stand with"
else if ( r == 50 )     s = "throw$ " + GenNounPhrase(0) + " at"
else if ( r == 51 )     s = "bur&"
else if ( r == 52 )     s = "can be kind to"
else if ( r == 53 )     s = "learn$ a hard lesson from"
else if ( r == 54 )     s = "plan$ an escape from " + GenNounPhrase(0)
else if ( r == 55 )     s = "make$ love to"
vt = "" 
var i
for (i=0; i<s.length; i++ ) {
var c = s.substring(i,i+1)      
var w = c
if ( c == '$' ) {
if ( tense == 0 )       w = ""
else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "s"
} 
else if ( c == '*' ) {
if ( tense == 0 )       w = ""
else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "es"
}
else if ( c == ')' ) {
if ( tense == 0 )       w = "be"
else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "is"
}
else if ( c == '^' ) {
if ( tense == 0 )       w = "have"
else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "has"
}
else if ( c == '&' ) {
if ( tense == 0 )       w = "y"
else if ( tense == 1 )  w = "ies"
}
vt += w
}
if ( qrand(10) < 3 ) {
vt = GenAdverb() + " " + vt
}
return vt
}
function GenIntransitiveVerbPhrase() {
var n = 28
var r = qrand(n)
var s = ""
if ( r == 0 )   s = "leaves"
else if ( r == 1 )      s = "goes to sleep"
else if ( r == 2 )      s = "takes a coffee break"
else if ( r == 3 )      s = "hibernates"
else if ( r == 4 )      s = "reads a magazine"
else if ( r == 5 )      s = "self-flagellates"
else if ( r == 6 )      s = "meditates"
else if ( r == 7 )      s = "starts reminiscing about lost glory"
else if ( r == 8 )      s = "flies into a rage"
else if ( r == 9 )      s = "earns frequent flier miles"
else if ( r == 10 )     s = "sweeps the floor"
else if ( r == 11 )     s = "feels nagging remorse"
else if ( r == 12 )     s = "returns home"
else if ( r == 13 )     s = "rejoices"
else if ( r == 14 )     s = "prays"
else if ( r == 15 )     s = "procrastinates"
else if ( r == 16 )     s = "daydreams"
else if ( r == 17 )     s = "ceases to exist"
else if ( r == 18 )     s = "hides"
else if ( r == 19 )     s = "panics"
else if ( r == 20 )     s = "beams with joy"
else if ( r == 21 )     s = "laughs out loud"
else if ( r == 22 )     s = "gets stinking drunk"
else if ( r == 23 )     s = "wakes up"
else if ( r == 24 )     s = "hesitates"
else if ( r == 25 )     s = "trembles"
else if ( r == 26 )     s = "ruminates"
else if ( r == 27 )     s = "dies"
return s
}
function GenConjunction() {
var n = 4
var r = qrand(n)
var s = ""
if ( r == 0 )   s = "and"
else if ( r == 1 )      s = "or"
else if ( r == 2 )      s = "but"
else if ( r == 3 )      s = "because"
return s
}
function CapFirst(s) {
return s.substring(0,1).toUpperCase() + s.substring(1,s.length)
}

function GenRandomSentence() {
var stemp = GenRandomSentenceTemplate()
var i
var s = ""
for ( i=0; i<stemp.length; i++ ) {
var c = stemp.substring(i,i+1)
var w = ""
if      ( c == '0' )    w = GenNoun()
else if ( c == '1' )    w = GenNounPhrase(0)
else if ( c == '2' )    w = GenTransitiveVerbPhrase(1)
else if ( c == '3' )    w = GenConjunction()
else if ( c == '4' )    w = GenIntransitiveVerbPhrase()
else if ( c == '5' )    w = GenTransitiveVerbPhrase(0)
else if ( c == '6' )    w = GenAdjective()
else if ( c == '7' )    w = GenAdverb()
else    w = c
s += w
}
return CapFirst(s)
}
// End -->